Hot Females and Fast Cars
So often I hear males complain about the fact that more attractive the female is they are dating, the more demands they have and the more attention they require. Well, men, let me put this to you in terms you might better understand…
If you go to a car dealership and buy yourself a 1996 Chevy Malibu, you aren’t going to fill it with premium gasoline. You won’t search forever for the widest parking spaces to park it in, and if it gets a tiny ding in the side, you probably won’t think much of it. You’re friends might envy you for being able to buy your car outright, but they aren’t going to “ooh” and “ahh” over it any, and you most likely aren’t going to take it for a joy ride down Sunset Boulevard just because you think you look so good in it.
Now, if you happen to land yourself a 2011 Porsche Carrera GT or, in my case, a Ferrari Enzo (yes, I have confidence), you’re going to look at things a little differently. Premium gasoline only. A scratch in the paint job…unacceptable! You will drive this car to every single one of your friends houses just so you can hear them say over and over again how envious they are of you, and you’ll never once be ashamed to drive this baby down Rodeo Drive.
Is it ok that you take so much better care of one car over the other? Of course not. They both need their regular oil changes, their occasional tune-ups, and their gas tanks filled…and if you don’t take good enough care of either of them, they will fall apart. However, you would be CRAZY to think that your Porsche, Ferrari, Mercedes or Maserati wouldn’t need a little more upkeep…and if you’re willing to do it for your oh-so-precious vehicle, you damn well better be willing to do it for your woman.
